This month is officially

Start Breaking Your Diet Month

The Committee urges all citizens to begin dismantling their diets immediately, one appetizer at a time. The holidays are coming. Get in training.

Saturday, November 19, 2061

On this day it's

National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day

Celebrate the fizz of a caffeinated carbonated drink. Enjoy your favorite in moderation; bubbles should not be responsible for your entire schedule.

Tomorrow we celebrate…

National Peanut Butter Fudge Day