This month is officially

Start Breaking Your Diet Month

The Committee urges all citizens to begin dismantling their diets immediately, one appetizer at a time. The holidays are coming. Get in training.

Illustration of a layered sandwich.

Thursday, November 3, 2061

On this day it's

National Sandwich Day

Celebrate the sandwich: two slices of bread making a convincing case that almost anything can be lunch. Build your favorite combination.

Tomorrow we celebrate…

National Candy Day