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Told You So

This month we recognize

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Early detection saves lives. Talk to your doctor about screening, check in on the people you love, and support those in treatment.

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Back to today
Beat a Triton Day
Officially Unofficial

Monday, October 13, 2025

On this day it's

Beat a Triton Day

Totally Made Up By Us

The Committee hereby authorizes one (1) act of friendly rivalry against any Triton you encounter this day. Tridents are traditional but not required. The loser of each encounter must buy the snacks.

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Tomorrow we celebrate…

National Pretending You Read the Email Day

Come back tomorrow. That's an order (unofficially).